Shot off wife’s leg helps local golfer go below par

RAINBOW: After a particularly bad round of golf, Robert Becker said he decided not to go to the nineteenth hole [the clubhouse bar] and started to go straight home.

As he was walking to the golf car park to get his Range Rover, a Sheriff’s Deputy stopped him and asked, “Did you tee off on the seventeenth hole about twenty minutes ago?’

‘Yes’, Robert answered

‘Did you happen to slice your ball so that it went over the trees and out of bounds and completely out of sight?’

“Yes, I did. How did you know?’ Robert responded.

‘Well’, said the deputy, with a grave face, “Your golf ball flew into a golf cart, hit a woman’s leg, and ricocheted onto the main road where it crashed through the windshield of a BMW. The car’s driver lost control and crashed into a fire engine. The fire engine was unable to reach a fire in time and a shed burned down. Now, what do you intend to do about it?’

Robert thought it over very carefully and responded, “I think I’ll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my grip.”

April 1st, 2022